How much are you?

• You don`t buy the lady but her services.

Can you turn around a bit?

• Don`t compare a lady to a well-trained poodle.

Is that your real name?

• Everyone needs a bit of privacy.

Why do you do this job? I`m sure you don`t have to..?

• Everybody has his own way of earning money.

Where do you live? Can I visit you in private?

• Imagine, everybody would bring his work home – postmen, garbagemen, nurses.

What? Oral services not without a rubber? But your colleagues do it too..?

• Well, we can`t even comment on that.

Wouldn`t you prefer to work at the drugstore counter?

• Everybody likes his job in one way or another, and imagine what you would do if the lady wasn`t there the next time you came?

How come I have to pay to give you oral services… I`m doing it for you..

• Every service has to be paid for.

Did you have an orgasm?

• Most women are good at controlling themselves, and even if she didn`t have an orgasm, she wouldn`t tell you.

Can I come back?

Sure!

Certain things to avoid:

1. bad breath

2. body odours

3. taking off your socks

4. hiding your wedding ring in your shoes

5. spending hours on the toilet

Everybody likes guests that know how to behave as a guest…